Attenti a quei due, Loris e Lino

Se passate dal Palasport, se vedete uno dei pulmini del Basket Oderzo che gira per Oderzo e dintorni, se vi fermate a comprare qualcosa al bar durante le partite di serie C, se qualcuno cerca di vendervi una
maglietta, una sciarpa, un paio di calzini dei Gladiatori o un qualsiasi altro gadget del Basket Oderzo, non c’è possibilità di sbagliare, vi siete imbattuti nel duo Loris-Lino o Lino-Loris che dir si voglia. Scherzi a parte, ma mica tanto, Loris e Lino non sono solo due collaboratori del Basket Oderzo, sono due colonne del Basket Oderzo, dalla Segreteria, ai lavori di piccola manutenzione, dalla vendita di gadget a baristi durante gli eventi in palasport, da autisti a magazzinieri, fino infine a TIFOSI sempre in prima linea, in casa e in trasferta. Due persone preziose per il nostro movimento, che si fanno in quattro per far andare avanti le cose nel modo giusto e per far sì che il nostro vecchio Palaopitergium abbia un aspetto pulito e dignitoso, come dev’essere la casa di una Società importante come la nostra. Loris e Lino poi sono il punto di riferimento per le decine e decine di genitori che portano i bambini ad allenarsi; serve una maglietta? una borraccia? il bimbo da iscrivere? un’ informazione? un consiglio? un aiuto? perché no, una lamentela?  loro sono lì pronti a dare una mano, senza mai dire di no. Conosciamoli meglio:
Loris, Lino da quanti anni collaborate con il Basket Oderzo?
Loris:…da quattro a tempo pieno
Lino:…sei anni
Com’è il Basket Oderzo, visto da dentro?
Loris: tanto, tanto entusiasmo e molto impegno.
Lino: una Societa’ che si espande in continuazione anno dopo anno
Sono più brave le mamme dei Gladiatori e delle Amazzoni o i bambini e
le bambine?
Loris: le Mamme..ah.. le Mamme.. 😉
Lino: i bambini sono energia pura, le mamme sono tutte sempre molto cortesi.
Qual’è il Vostro giocatore preferito della prima squadra? Ovviamente
poi vi farete pagare da bere
Loris: Marco Cerniz  (Mario..)
Lino: Giancarlo Palombita, il Pistolero!!!
Quando torneremo in B? (Tocchiamoci…)
Loris: chiaramente quest’anno..!! ( mi sto’ toccando..)
Lino: nel 2017
E’ più forte Palombita o Le Bron James?
Loris: il Pistolero lo abbiamo Noi..!!
Lino: l’America ha Le Bron.. noi abbiamo Palombita.
E’ piu’ forte Mucic o Palombita? Adesso son problemi vostri!!!
Loris: sono entrambi troppo grandi e grossi..mi astengo..!!
Lino: sono due ruoli diversi…meglio restare sul vago
Chi grida di più tra Gambarotto e Battistella?
Loris: che domanda..PIETRO..!!
Lino: Pietro senza ombra di dubbio
Ha più fisico Flores o Casagrande?
Loris: Flores ovviamente, ma comunque Casa si difende piu’ che bene.
Lino: dipende dallo sport, per il basket Casagrande, a tavola vince Flores.
Se al posto del massage (mitico Ale), prendessimo una massaggiatrice,
voi cosa ne pensereste? (Occhio alla risposta, mi raccomando o Ale vi
incorrotta anche la bocca).
Loris: ”che el Signor ne a mande bona..”Ale..tvb.
Lino: vale la professionalita’, Ale è troppo bravo non si tocca!
Un messaggio al nostro capitano Raminelli per la stagione in corso?
Loris: ti vogliamo piu’ cattivo…”schiacciala dentro Rami..”
Lino: forza Matteo, guidali in B.
Un messaggio alle mamme dei Gladiatori e delle Amazzoni?
Loris: alla domenica portate tutta la famiglia a fare tifo al Palaopitergium e anche in trasferta.
Lino: le sentiamo troppo silenziose, fate sentire la vostra voce, forza Calorflex.

Grazie ragazzi e buon lavoro.

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